About Maddy_Moore : Hey, I'm Maddy. I'm not all that interesting honestly. Feel free to message me if you want though.
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Maddy_Moore's favorite FMLs
by xolaurennnn / 05/22/2015 at 11:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
by SFBEL / 05/20/2015 at 11:56pm / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Work
Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML
by Anonymous / 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm / Cyprus (Paphos) / Work
Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 10:01am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 7:43am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm / Australia / Intimacy
by SOTS4335 / 05/16/2015 at 6:16pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/16/2015 at 1:46pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Miscellaneous
by JillianJuneBug / 05/16/2015 at 12:16pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by yif2 / 05/16/2015 at 7:47am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 7:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by that was mine / 05/15/2015 at 6:26pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 4:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by hedayk / 05/15/2015 at 4:26pm / United States (New York) / Health
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…