About Maddy_Moore : Hey, I'm Maddy. I'm not all that interesting honestly. Feel free to message me if you want though.
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Maddy_Moore's favorite FMLs
Today, while volunteering at my local animal shelter, I was asked to clean the cat room. This entailed taking each cat out of its cage by hand and cleaning the inside. They forgot to mention that some of the cats were feral. I now look like I belly flopped into a cactus. FML
by hamiltonma / 07/31/2015 at 11:20pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Afroman720 / 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm / United States / Love
by dole_dosser / 07/27/2015 at 1:35am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Health
by wot02 / 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML
by TheAce44 / 07/26/2015 at 12:38am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by WhoLikesPie / 07/25/2015 at 11:51am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML
by for fuck's sake, gran / 07/25/2015 at 1:30am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Sad Mom / 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my "stupid fucking prank". FML
by qhorin halflung / 07/22/2015 at 1:35pm / Transportation
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2015 at 7:52am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
by henhouse / 07/18/2015 at 7:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Razz / 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML
by trappedinmyownhome / 07/14/2015 at 10:11pm / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…