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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 31794
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Maddy_Moore : Hey, I'm Maddy. I'm not all that interesting honestly. Feel free to message me if you want though.

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Maddy_Moore's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36252) - you deserved it (1942)

On 08/19/2015 at 11:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25542) - you deserved it (10141)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (1681)

On 08/14/2015 at 6:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ukraine (Donets'ka Oblast')

Today, my boss at my new job described a client as "retarded". I corrected him with "mentally disabled". He smirked and replied "Whatever. Just explain things to her real slow. After all, she's 'mentally disabled'. And a woman." I need this job so bad that I'll have to just put up with this asshole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25674) - you deserved it (3360)

On 08/07/2015 at 10:27am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML

Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML


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On 08/06/2015 at 7:14pm - love - by Stinky and Single - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23742) - you deserved it (1991)

On 08/03/2015 at 9:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34994) - you deserved it (6667)

On 08/03/2015 at 2:06am - intimacy - by ahhh - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27734) - you deserved it (2228)

On 08/02/2015 at 9:32am - work - by FUCKFACECUNT (man) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24800) - you deserved it (2371)

On 08/02/2015 at 7:39am - kids - by Wlanla (man) - Romania (Bacau)

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23414) - you deserved it (2688)

On 08/02/2015 at 5:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, while at work, I mustered up the courage to talk to a cute girl. I asked her name, to which I replied with mine and that it was nice to meet her. She followed up with a dirty look and the fact she hates anyone with my name. FML

Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23777) - you deserved it (2661)

On 08/01/2015 at 2:18am - work - by hook me up with some smack, Jack (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML


I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (1860)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

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