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Maddy_Moore

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21654
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Maddy_Moore : Hey, I'm Maddy. I'm not all that interesting honestly. Feel free to message me if you want though.

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Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

#21400049
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6607) - you deserved it (473)

On 04/26/2015 at 2:49pm - misc - by Need a new best friend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

#21399867
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17113) - you deserved it (2456)

On 04/26/2015 at 6:05am - health - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

#21399850
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16472) - you deserved it (1564)

On 04/26/2015 at 4:19am - love - by fuck you (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

#21399833
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16556) - you deserved it (1180)

On 04/26/2015 at 3:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

#21399578
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19644) - you deserved it (2149)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:42pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24411) - you deserved it (1748)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my boss asked if I could spare a few minutes to finish off the last of his paperwork backlog. I'm pretty desperate for a raise, so I said sure. Turns out the "small", "should-take-a-few-minutes" backlog consists of 3 desk-high stacks of documents. Goodbye, cruel world. FML

#21399405
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19779) - you deserved it (1872)

On 04/25/2015 at 8:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

#21399347
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24814) - you deserved it (1428)

On 04/25/2015 at 3:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19497) - you deserved it (16273)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house while he was at work, and put on his pants to make some tea. As I took my hot tea and laptop upstairs, the pants slowly started to fall down. I had to keep climbing with my pants around my knees, and shuffle awkwardly past my boyfriend's father. FML

#21399154
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19818) - you deserved it (6350)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:38pm - misc - by Bullet4MyChemaMo - Ireland (Cork)

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Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

#21399141
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23850) - you deserved it (2809)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

#21399079
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28245) - you deserved it (1923)

On 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Laois)

Today, my boss' incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML

#21399022
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24181) - you deserved it (1469)

On 04/24/2015 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

#21398967
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24037) - you deserved it (1758)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML

#21398482
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30962) - you deserved it (2341)

On 04/23/2015 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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