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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 549
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MaddyHatter : I like sun, doing hair, doing wrong, and doing nothing. I dislike stress, and annoying bitches. Message me, I'm always looking for new internet friends:)

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Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML


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