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Maddy9111
  • Town/Country : East London, South Africa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Maddy9111 : Hey all I'm a South African girl with a big heart... i loooove having a good time and a nice laugh everyday. oh and i speak english and afrikaans ♡

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Today, when I asked my boss why my bonus was cut in half, he replied, "I have no idea what you really do." I'm the IT Manager. FML

#20465650
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25550) - you deserved it (2172)

On 01/18/2013 at 12:53am - money - by Anon - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31837) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:36am - health - by Ari (woman) -

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

#20460540
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38322) - you deserved it (4050)

On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -



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