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MaddieMonster
  • Town/Country : Saint Pete
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 83963
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About MaddieMonster : I'm extremely tiny and cynical. Adventure and sand sifter. what else is there?
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Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11066) - you deserved it (50359)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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