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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 February 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About MaddieMonster : I'm extremely tiny and cynical. Adventure and sand sifter. what else is there?
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Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML


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