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  • Town/Country : Saint Pete
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 February 1994 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 83127
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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About MaddieMonster

I'm extremely tiny and cynical. Adventure and sand sifter. what else is there?
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Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML

#3829436 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (36506) - you totally deserved it (4568)

On 07/17/2009 at 11:54am - misc - by lawliet_L (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Today, my five-year-old came home from summer camp crying because her friends and counselors had all laughed at her when she couldn't identify colors correctly during a game. My husband then confessed that he had taught her colors wrong because he thought it would be funny. FML

#3802537 (350)

I agree, your life sucks (58209) - you totally deserved it (4346)

On 07/16/2009 at 1:50pm - kids - by KWidget (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

#3610078 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (7111) - you totally deserved it (32681)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (368)

I agree, your life sucks (107261) - you totally deserved it (27581)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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