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MaddieMonster
  • Town/Country : Saint Pete
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 February 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 83612
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About MaddieMonster : I'm extremely tiny and cynical. Adventure and sand sifter. what else is there?
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Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40617) - you deserved it (5280)

On 07/17/2009 at 11:54am - misc - by lawliet_L (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8991) - you deserved it (38267)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (167944) - you deserved it (51054)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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