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MadamGeek
  • Town/Country : Barstow, CA, U.S.A
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 December 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 375
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MadamGeek : Writing, reading, and video games mostly.That is usually my daily routine. Along with extensive,sometimes neurotic cleaning and bathing. I like to lounge about like a female house-cat, and work on things that people think have no real meaning. Usually gives me a sense of accomplishment.

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Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7850) - you deserved it (22758)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (547777) - you deserved it (35280)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a 7 year old girl came up to me and told me to fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard this conversation, she came up to me and told me to fuck myself as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (192697) - you deserved it (18016)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:06am - kids - by Wmsys32pr9 (man) - United States (Washington)



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