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About MadamGeek : Writing, reading, and video games mostly.That is usually my daily routine. Along with extensive,sometimes neurotic cleaning and bathing. I like to lounge about like a female house-cat, and work on things that people think have no real meaning. Usually gives me a sense of accomplishment.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Monday 1 September 2014