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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 December 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 654
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MadamGeek : Writing, reading, and video games mostly.That is usually my daily routine. Along with extensive,sometimes neurotic cleaning and bathing. I like to lounge about like a female house-cat, and work on things that people think have no real meaning. Usually gives me a sense of accomplishment.

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Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11392) - you deserved it (34936)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (758617) - you deserved it (62264)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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