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  • Birth Date : Monday 21 August 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

#20688904
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I agree, your life sucks (45937) - you deserved it (20992)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

#20118333
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On 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Bug (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)



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