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MadMax8706

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MadMax8706

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 307
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MadMax8706 : Laid back guy who likes to hang out and meet new ppl

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Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40006) - you deserved it (3219)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17730) - you deserved it (351044)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25025) - you deserved it (490486)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

#843065
680 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33081) - you deserved it (476708)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
872 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58546) - you deserved it (621741)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32663) - you deserved it (438411)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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