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MaTTiaS1987
  • Town/Country : Slovenia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 February 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

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