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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 February 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 61
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40127) - you deserved it (3446) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48819) - you deserved it (17364)

On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

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221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66234) - you deserved it (3588)

On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge argument while driving home from visiting family. We pulled into a gas station, and I went inside to grab a drink and cool down. When I came back out, both car and boyfriend were nowhere in sight. It was my car. FML

Today, my fiancé left me waiting at the train station for two and a half hours because he offered his ex-girlfriend a lift to her friends wedding that was a few cities away. I normally wouldn't have minded, but I'm 6 months pregnant and it was pouring with rain. FML

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36488) - you deserved it (3821)

On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -



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