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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13789) - you deserved it (32362)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

#19146021
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21235) - you deserved it (3722)

On 02/23/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9098) - you deserved it (28327)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML

#19139199
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30251) - you deserved it (4010)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36806) - you deserved it (3326)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out why you shouldn't drop instant mashed potatoes in a fish tank, especially when you have expensive fish. FML

#19138431
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6529) - you deserved it (38705)

On 02/22/2012 at 11:47am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8372) - you deserved it (18910)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML

#19135287
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24069) - you deserved it (3121)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by nothowtheydoitinalabama - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

#19134973
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27427) - you deserved it (2023)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML

#19134075
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22873) - you deserved it (2807)

On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

#19131419
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26047) - you deserved it (2985)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
406 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38040) - you deserved it (5611)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25618) - you deserved it (8126)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML

#19129849
68 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by mishie1 (woman) - United States

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20833) - you deserved it (24571)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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