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MWhinery95

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MWhinery95's favorite FMLs

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

#19164002
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28500) - you deserved it (5137)

On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML

#19159712
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42299) - you deserved it (3251)

On 02/25/2012 at 9:35am - intimacy - by fmylifebigtime - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

#19159270
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34397) - you deserved it (8108)

On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML

#19158359
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30558) - you deserved it (2516)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:33am - misc - by BadGuyLuck (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML

#19158287
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10374) - you deserved it (34118)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by ashleynicolle (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML

#19157991
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32921) - you deserved it (2350)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:36am - misc - by Samm Povich - United States

Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML

#19157991
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32921) - you deserved it (2350)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:36am - misc - by Samm Povich - United States

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

#19157879
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28858) - you deserved it (3968)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

#19152897
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25081) - you deserved it (6218)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

#19152626
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27615) - you deserved it (3163)

On 02/24/2012 at 8:26am - kids - by Joanne (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

#19147436
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10174) - you deserved it (34922) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14490) - you deserved it (33571)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

#19146021
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23873) - you deserved it (3985)

On 02/23/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10212) - you deserved it (30783)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML

#19139199
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30644) - you deserved it (4036)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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