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MWhinery95

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MWhinery95

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  • Number of visits : 7480
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25872) - you deserved it (1963)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

#19320127
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25188) - you deserved it (12595)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by tellingthetruth (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I realised that I've been working in an all-male environment for too long when my supervisor walked into the canteen visibly scratching his balls, and this seemed like a completely normal occurrence. FML

#19319680
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18224) - you deserved it (2371)

On 03/21/2012 at 9:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

#19319555
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21404) - you deserved it (6696)

On 03/21/2012 at 8:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (2771)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (2771)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (2771)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

#19319000
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30799) - you deserved it (9693)

On 03/21/2012 at 3:27am - intimacy - by ReallyBro (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29050) - you deserved it (18988)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

#19311891
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28899) - you deserved it (6282)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Jen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

#19306262
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18172) - you deserved it (2025)

On 03/19/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by PatientInWaiting (woman) - United States

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

#19305952
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27760) - you deserved it (11238)

On 03/19/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by rahrahcakes (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

#19305643
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10113) - you deserved it (46539)

On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

#19305380
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18184) - you deserved it (12691)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26292) - you deserved it (3028)

On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)



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