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Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Jayne - United States
Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
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Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by deadgrass (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I had to explain to my 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the red Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)
Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)
Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 12:16am - misc - by ouchouchouch - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
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On 03/27/2012 at 5:29pm - love - by LoveBytes - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
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On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)
Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
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On 03/27/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by MattBC97 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
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On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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