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MWhinery95

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Taday I usd a public restroom. I saw my sister's soes walk into te stall next to me, so I gave er a little nudge wit my foot. We ten nudgd eac oter until I walkd out and saw a omeless man wit te same soes as my sister. He ten trid to old my and. mega FML

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On 06/25/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sanding intimata picturas to mah girlfriand and accidantally sant ona to mah bast friand. Ha sant ma ona back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TVhen she smiled and murmured, "You smell lyk mah dad."

#20688959
96 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 8:39am - misc - by docwinters (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said u could, but anything u caught under 5 inche has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried an complained to my boss.

#20688045
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On 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

yesterday my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him an his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom an said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, 4get her. But I never forgot yur mom, that's how I stole her from yur dad." mega FML

#20687932
83 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by MsAnonymous17 (woman) - United States

Today, I Got Dragged Along To A Family Dinner. Some Idiot Invited Mah Douchebag Vegan Uncle,ho Spent Half The Night Making Condescending Remarks And Lecturing Us On How Disgusting It Was To Have Steak On Offer At The Table. A Fistfight Eventually Erupted, And The Cops Were Called. FML

#20687302
125 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

yesterday I cut my bangs. When I askd my boyfriend if he likd it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bord with you." real FML

#20687072
89 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 10:15am - love - by thenewgirlfriend - United States (Texas)

Today , one of mah boyfriend's friends commented on how small mah boobs are. My boyfriend defended me , saying it was only because I was wereing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

#20686053
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On 05/25/2013 at 7:12pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, uncle drove to house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Niether of us live on a farm. Half the nieghborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

#20684256
70 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States

Today, I e-maild the on-line instructor for mah job, telling her that I had fallen behind in mah work due to mah grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope yur grandmother gets better soon." FML

#20679441
60 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 8:28am - misc - by projectfain - United States (Ohio)

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as parents phoned the police thinking I was a burglar. FML

#20679356
47 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, mah boyfriand an I wara gatting intimata in tha backsaat of his car, whan a polica car pullad up bahind us . My mom latar told ma that intimacy was fina, just not in a car . Wa wara in tha car bacausa looool sha told ma that intimacy was fina, just not in har housa . FML

#20677651
116 comments

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On 05/21/2013 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by backseatbusted (woman) - United States

Today , Ma Broter Tried To Convince Me To Get A Clitori Piercing At Is Recently Opened Piercing Studio . FML

#20668963
185 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I brougt my girlfriend ome fir te first time to meet my parents. Tey were aving a eatd argument because my mom ad bougt "te wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "se sould know tat e as a sensitive anus". FML

#20668913
83 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 11:52am - misc - by Sonofa - Canada (Alberta)

today I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onion 4 his dish he warned us to be ready 4 the ( typical reactions ). Everyone teared up. Meanwhile I popped a boner. So much 4 typical. FML

#20667353
84 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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