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MURIKKA

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1310
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MURIKKA : 1. I'm new to FML.
2. I only use the IPhone app, so I won't respond to messages.
3. I am a bit of a grammar Nazi.
4. I like a lot of commenters.
5. Every time I get thumbed down, I die a little inside.
6. Respect ma authoritah.

MURIKKA's page activity

Visits<b>powerkeep</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 8:14pm<b>more4me</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 6:07am<b>Paksenarrion</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:13pm<b>FuentezFam</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 7:52pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:45am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 10:05pm<b>Tunnus</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 7:42am<b>Sexomancer</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 4:50am<b>clairesucks</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 6:50am<b>jadeleepenguin</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 9:59am<b>NDForever1</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 4:38pm<b>Agnesia</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 6:01pm<b>DropDeadKrislyn</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 4:11am<b>Cortezthe1st</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 6:46pm<b>km217</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 12:17am<b>homesuckfucker</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 9:28pm<b>Chilupa</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 7:47pm<b>nubbles10</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 12:39pm

MURIKKA's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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