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MTRJ28

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 212
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MTRJ28 : I love Ariana Mancuso. She is my life.

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MTRJ28's favorite FMLs

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML

by Anonymous / 01/07/2013 at 3:01pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML

by gassy / 01/07/2013 at 10:40am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML

by wetsheets / 01/07/2013 at 8:01am / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy