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MTJY
  • Town/Country : edinburgh, scotland
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 250
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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