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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 316
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MTJY : Reading FML makes me realise how shitty my life isn't...

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Yesterday, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two yeres ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. mega FML


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On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today,hile going down on grlfriend , I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm , she tore out a clump of hair , causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said , "Ah shut it , ya little bitch." FML


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On 04/06/2013 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by dating walter white's gf apparently (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I Was Babysitting A Little Boy. I Opened Up A New Bottle Of Bubbles And It Was All Goopy And Gross So I Said "Eww!". Te Boy Ten Asks, "Wat's "ew" Mean?". I Replied Wit, "Someting Gross And Yucky". Ten E Pointed At My Face And Say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!".


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On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - kids - by EwFace (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, brand naw cocktail drass: $300. Matching paap toa haals: $100. Gatting mah hair dona at tha salon: $80. Traating mysalf to a mani/padi: $50. Whan finally maating tha guy I hava baan chatting onlina with for 2 months, I fina out ha's mah cousin: pricalass. maga FML

Today , while I was out to eat , I was approachd by the restaurant manager !! He told me that while he respectd mah personal choices , his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who usd to be a man using the women's restroom !! He thought I was a transsexual !! I am a naturally-born female !! FML


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On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Taday my mother an I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggestd I get tampon instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nereest store employee an asks, ( excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin? ) FML


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On 03/09/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by tamponmayhem (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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