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MR_RODSQUAD

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MR_RODSQUAD

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5670
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MR_RODSQUAD : Hello! Since you are reading this, I guess I can tell you some stuff about me. I love to talk about cars(everything about a certain car), I hate people that only know about Bugatti, Ferrari, and Lamborghini. I hate driving an automatic since I know how to drive a manual. My favorite car is the Lamborghini Gallardo LP570-4 Super Trofeo Stradale. I am a die hard gun fanatic. I do not agree with the ban on assault rifles, that's just stupid TO ME. My grandpa gave me his M1911 45 ACP he used in Vietnam. I fly aircraft, I currently fly a Cessna 172s and a Beechcraft King Air 350. Currently working on my solo. Well that's enough of me, if you ever try to send me a message, I won't know because I'm on the Itouch. So yeah BYE!

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2day an older gentleman cummd into my work 4 underwear!! I helpd him fine his size pulld out a pair of navy ones an he then turnd to me an said "I don't want dark colour because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continud looking 4 all thehite pairs!! FML

#21163612
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42543) - you deserved it (4455)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:11am - work - by unashamed - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY , I FIGURED I NEEDED TO GO ON A DIET WHEN I DISCOVERED I COULD MAKE FARTING NOISES WITH MY NECK . FML

#21163432
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36200) - you deserved it (16829)

On 06/05/2014 at 12:11am - health - by fat and alone - United States (Alabama)

TODAY , WHILE ON THE HIGHWAY , A GUY IN A TRUCK SPED UP TO PASS ME . HE WAS HAULING A TRAILER , WHICH HIT ME AND RAN ME OFF THE ROAD . I CALLED THE COPS AND FOLLOWED HIM ALL THE WAY INTO TOWN , WHERE THE COPS PULLED HIM OVER . THEY LET HIM GO WITHOUT EVEN A TICKET , BECAUSE , ( HE DIDN'T KNOW HE HIT YOU . ) FML

#21162885
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45508) - you deserved it (3601)

On 06/04/2014 at 3:30pm - misc - by Off_Road (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was talking to one of my British friend online, and he told looool me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured wat the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me fir cursing. FML

#21161539
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30908) - you deserved it (9131)

On 06/03/2014 at 11:36am - kids - by properpissed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Clogged My Girlfriend's Toilet, So Bieng A Gentleman, I Tried To Rectify Te Situation. I Plunged Te Oly Fuck Out Of Tat Damned Toilet, Only Fir Er To Accuse Me Of Jacking Off Cuz I Was Taking So Long. Wen Se Stormed In An Te Smell It Er, Se Called Me A Pig. I Just Can't Win. FML

#21159437
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48082) - you deserved it (5074)

On 06/01/2014 at 2:34pm - misc - by shart up, your puns suck (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I walked in on mah 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in mah bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

#21159254
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63809) - you deserved it (9305)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, I check my phone regularly fir calls or texts from her . I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bd sometimes . Today I realizd the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma . mega FML

#21054270
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37704) - you deserved it (6588)

On 02/08/2014 at 10:12am - misc - by grandma - United States (Georgia)

TODAY , AFTER MAH CAR BEING IN THE SHOP FOR OVER A DAY AN WITH NO UPDATES FROM THE DEALERSHIP , I DECIDED TO PAY THEM A VISIT . THE PLACE WAS ALMOST EMPTY , AN THEY HADN'T DONE ANY WORK ON MAH CAR . BUT JUDGING BY THE USED CONDOM ON MAH BACK SEAT , SOMEBODY GOT THERE OWN OIL CHECKED . FML

#21053684
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44072) - you deserved it (3831)

On 02/07/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day I worked up the nerve to ask boss 4 a raise. Today is also the day I found out boss has looool a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML

#21053635
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37423) - you deserved it (4244)

On 02/07/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by fuckmyplums (man) - Austria (Salzburg)

2DAY WANTING TO BREAK UP WITH MAH BOYFRIEND , I INVITD HIM TO DINNER WITH MAH PARENTS. I WAS SURE THEY'D HATE HIM , WHICH WOULD GIVE ME THE EXCUSE I NEEDD. THEY ENDD UP LOVING HIM , AND NOW THEY WON'T STOP MENTIONING MARRIAGE. FML

#21053604
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22750) - you deserved it (48574)

On 02/07/2014 at 6:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I told mah professor that I'll be missing class next week due to upcoming surgery. I asked if I could take the exam that I'd otherwise miss another day. He said no, and that I'd just have to take a failing grade, then wished me luck with the surgery. FML

#21053454
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51048) - you deserved it (3793)

On 02/07/2014 at 3:30pm - health - by ... - United States (Illinois)

Today , I presentd my child with the classic "Who came first , the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return , I got a detaild lecture on how birds evolvd from dinosaurs , how life was creatd in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schoold by a 9 year old. FML

#21051355
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42151) - you deserved it (21904)

On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

LIKE EVERY DAY, I AD TO WALK TO BUS STOP!! TE ONLY DIFFERENCE TODAY IS TERE WAS SNOW AND ICE OVER EVERYTING!! NOT ONLY DID I SLIP AND FALL, SOAKING BOT MYSELF AND TE CONTENTS OF BAG, TE BUS DRIVER SAW ME TERE AT TE BUS STOP AND DROVE STRAIGT PAST!! FML

#21051124
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43387) - you deserved it (3666)

On 02/05/2014 at 9:07am - misc - by no snow day (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bled so I pluggd it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fre as well. FML

#21050725
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35966) - you deserved it (40495)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:48pm - health - by anonymous - United States

today after looool years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probablyhy I don't sleep. mega FML

#21049132
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41956) - you deserved it (3880)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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