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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 821
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MP_Officer1990 : I'm Mike, most of my friends call me Riley.
I'm 19, and a MP in the United States Army.
I'm currently in college majoring in Criminal Justice.
I like sports, music, movies, partying, ladies, and video games.
I post serious and funny FML responses...
Favorite Sports Teams: Bears/New Orleans Saints/Texas Longhorns/Cubs/Chicago Blackhawks
Favorite Movie: Black Hawk Down
Favorite Band: All That Remains or RATM
Favorite Video Game: God of War III
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