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MP3Lover128
  • Town/Country : Columbus, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 January 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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