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About MOHawk25 : Talk to me before you assume that i'm as stupid as my peers. My age doesn't define my intelligence and I'm willing to say i have more common sense than most others. I think with logic and reason not out of my ass like most people.
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Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
Friday 12 December 2014