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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. Shes on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by becca (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by becca (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by kikinemo (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML
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On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML
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On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)
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