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Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
by badparent / 04/08/2013 at 12:26am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by toothpaste / 01/19/2012 at 7:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
by soontobedumped / 01/15/2012 at 2:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by fuuuuck / 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by exiledliscense / 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by grant b / 06/09/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
by bubbalicious / 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
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