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MJHood
  • Town/Country : Wixom, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 135
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40087) - you deserved it (6083)

On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24506) - you deserved it (1764)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21599) - you deserved it (3246)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by soontobedumped (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

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108 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
375 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

#18201929
249 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

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323 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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