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Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML


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On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML


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On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

Today, a woman pushed me at the bar and told me how much she's always hated me. She was my grade five teacher. FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by flurina (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML


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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

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