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Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

#20171802
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Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamed and jumped, knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now banned from the only grocery store in town. FML

#20166242
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I agree, your life sucks (19834) - you deserved it (2508)

On 11/17/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by sarahhbear - United States (Texas)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
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I agree, your life sucks (24895) - you deserved it (2039)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)



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