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Taday I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand an phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Today, I Was Driving 3 Of My Guy Friends To A Party That Was Half An Hour Away. There Was An Awkward Silence Fir Most Of The Trip. I Just Figured Out Why Now. I've Had Sex With All 3 Of My Guy Friends. They Talk About It When I'm Around. FML
2day I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle . After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much 4 me and I couldn't control myself . I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist . FML
Friday 27 March 2015