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Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48150) - you deserved it (22339)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14022) - you deserved it (105479)

On 06/25/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (88661) - you deserved it (15361)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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