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by Anonymous / 10/25/2012 at 5:58am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm / Canada / Health
by dadadoo / 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
by tkr / 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by wish.was.single / 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by JellitonOctopus / 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by me / 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by SpongeAbii2 / 01/24/2012 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 5:39am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
by elisimo / 01/24/2012 at 3:50am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by jjs51 / 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Transportation
by unholy shit / 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
by Sadfaic / 01/22/2012 at 9:59pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by halloweed / 11/16/2011 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…