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Luv4Amuc

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 July 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 386
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Luv4Amuc : not much to say, exept.... "I must be wishing on the wrong star because someone else is always getting what i want."

other than that i like:
-american idol,i like reading books, working on my car, tackle football, drawing, parties, good jokes =) and etc..etc..
-i dont like women who fall in love fast.
-i like to sketch and draw.
-i like to write poems
-i like tacos =P
-and i if you're reading this, i like you!! LMAO JK go away.

got questions? feel free to message me..

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Visits<b>mangoboy1</b> - the 04/28/2013 at 2:09pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:09pm<b>lizzylizz225</b> - the 03/02/2011 at 8:56pm<b>sweet_candy_</b> - the 03/01/2011 at 12:57pm<b>rallets</b> - the 02/28/2011 at 9:58pm

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Luv4Amuc's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML

#15141263
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40179) - you deserved it (12250)

On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

#15128111
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28702) - you deserved it (3110)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10661) - you deserved it (66575)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20277) - you deserved it (32145)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

#14811795
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36392) - you deserved it (15638)

On 02/02/2011 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Missy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML

Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

#14586619
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11436) - you deserved it (35095)

On 01/15/2011 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

#14469051
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29023) - you deserved it (6962)

On 01/04/2011 at 11:17pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

#14460417
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44455) - you deserved it (5362)

On 01/04/2011 at 5:56am - intimacy - by LoveMyNewBro -

Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML

#14392477
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26759) - you deserved it (4115)

On 12/30/2010 at 4:39am - love - by thatsucks -

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40227) - you deserved it (9881)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40227) - you deserved it (9881)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

#3297197
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11218) - you deserved it (50178)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48608) - you deserved it (6628)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)



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