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Luv4Amuc
  • Town/Country : the one with the buildings, united states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 July 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Luv4Amuc : not much to say, exept.... "I must be wishing on the wrong star because someone else is always getting what i want."

other than that i like:
-american idol,i like reading books, working on my car, tackle football, drawing, parties, good jokes =) and etc..etc..
-i dont like women who fall in love fast.
-i like to sketch and draw.
-i like to write poems
-i like tacos =P
-and i if you're reading this, i like you!! LMAO JK go away.

got questions? feel free to message me..

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Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML

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On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

#15128111 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (22327) - you deserved it (2298)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (8154) - you deserved it (48596)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (14685) - you deserved it (22489)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

#14811795 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (28756) - you deserved it (11956)

On 02/02/2011 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Missy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML

#14661632 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (3785)

On 01/21/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by SillySillySilly (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

#14586619 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (8901) - you deserved it (24399)

On 01/15/2011 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22177) - you deserved it (5253)

On 01/04/2011 at 11:17pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34747) - you deserved it (3908)

On 01/04/2011 at 5:56am - intimacy - by LoveMyNewBro -

Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML

#14392477 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (20304) - you deserved it (3051)

On 12/30/2010 at 4:39am - love - by thatsucks -

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31872) - you deserved it (7736)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8762) - you deserved it (37522)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (40021) - you deserved it (5169)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)



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