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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my girlfriend told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone." FML

#13543408
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36529) - you deserved it (4127)

On 10/21/2010 at 10:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML

#13359325
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25341) - you deserved it (5474)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by hfksorws - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

#13338032
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10563) - you deserved it (50748)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML

#13281816
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32126) - you deserved it (5656)

On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

#8776576
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19873) - you deserved it (4608)

On 03/02/2010 at 5:05pm - misc - by Natalie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

#7997693
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30791) - you deserved it (6768)

On 02/08/2010 at 12:21am - love - by cupcakemonsteryu - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

#5168083
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32590) - you deserved it (7333)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML

#4709917
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36806) - you deserved it (3222)

On 08/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

#3897679
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10476) - you deserved it (77018)

On 07/20/2009 at 1:54am - misc - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

#3866065
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27159) - you deserved it (59718)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)



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