About LupusDie : Death metal vocalist / drummer. I listen to a lot of music but mainly metal, ska and folk punk. Im in a thing from Belgium called Chiro. Now you know me, WOOOW!
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by kj1 / 02/17/2014 at 1:28pm / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML
by bella / 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Bridget / 05/11/2013 at 12:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
by Anonymous / 03/23/2013 at 7:47pm / United States / Kids
by Hurrikhan / 03/23/2013 at 7:43am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Animals
by just physical / 03/17/2013 at 10:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
by poohanne / 01/12/2013 at 1:36am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by aelia_oups / 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm / Miscellaneous
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