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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 March 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 537
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About LupusDie : Death metal vocalist / drummer. I listen to a lot of music but mainly metal, ska and folk punk. Im in a thing from Belgium called Chiro. Now you know me, WOOOW!

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Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML


I agree, your life sucks (43089) - you deserved it (6404)

On 02/17/2014 at 1:28pm - love - by kj1 (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by bella - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59364) - you deserved it (5356)

On 05/11/2013 at 12:01am - love - by Bridget - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML


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On 03/23/2013 at 7:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML


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On 03/23/2013 at 7:43am - animals - by Hurrikhan - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML


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On 03/17/2013 at 10:45pm - love - by just physical - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML


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On 01/12/2013 at 1:36am - misc - by poohanne - United States (Louisiana)

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (48095) - you deserved it (7208) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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