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LupusDie
  • Town/Country : The magical place called Belgium
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 March 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LupusDie : Here in death's dominion, where even shadows die. I am the one allmighty. You will cry my name. And when you seek forgivness, you'll see there is no God. And for all eternity, you will cry my name.

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Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47466) - you deserved it (4162)

On 05/11/2013 at 12:01am - love - by Bridget - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31337) - you deserved it (3330)

On 03/23/2013 at 7:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML

#20556107
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41466) - you deserved it (1955)

On 03/23/2013 at 7:43am - animals - by Hurrikhan - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML

#20548471
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21056) - you deserved it (6872)

On 03/17/2013 at 10:45pm - love - by just physical - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML

#20454752
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18375) - you deserved it (7090)

On 01/12/2013 at 1:36am - misc - by poohanne - United States (Louisiana)

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39870) - you deserved it (5295) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version



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