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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Lunaa94 : I'm 18, Dutch, and if you need to know more you can message me (:

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Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36071) - you deserved it (15870)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38525) - you deserved it (7060) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36348) - you deserved it (5147)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34840) - you deserved it (3070)

On 12/24/2009 at 6:37pm - love - by hoplessG (man) - United States

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39333) - you deserved it (84825)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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