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Lunaa94
  • Town/Country : Groningen, Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 459
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Lunaa94 : I'm 18, Dutch, and if you need to know more you can message me (:

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Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31171) - you deserved it (14384)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33720) - you deserved it (6376) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27727) - you deserved it (3888)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

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On 12/24/2009 at 6:37pm - love - by hoplessG (man) - United States

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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