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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1266
  • Number of comments : 27
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Today, after backpacking acrossing Europe looool 4 a month, I pickd up dog from the doghouse . No one will listen to me or acknowledge the fact that he's now missing two toes . FML

#19895009
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33990) - you deserved it (2399)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:30pm - animals - by tagteam - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasherhen his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML

I was talking with mah wife of five years, an I gave her a few hints about wanting kids . After our talk, she lookd at me completely serious an said ( Yeah, yeah, kids are great an all, but can't we just get you a dog? ) FML

#19841919
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21487) - you deserved it (5323)

On 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by Richard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I mistook mah dog's head 4 the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

#19829657
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7861) - you deserved it (24107)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I went to the gynecologist . As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow . So u must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about mah job bathing dogs . FML

#19820234
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22228) - you deserved it (2860)

On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today , I approached a cute girl at a club,hen she started barking at me like a rabid dog . Thinking she might be mentally unhinged , I left , only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later . When I went back over , her friends started barking at me too . FML

#19739013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26084) - you deserved it (6037)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, ma fiancé and I broke up, and e won't answer ma calls or texts. I don't want im back; e as ma dog. FML

#19702811
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28299) - you deserved it (3131)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:25am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I introducd mah boyfriand to mah parants . My dad turns around and says ha was axpacting him to hava a guida dog . This is why I don't hava much confidanca in mysalf . FML

#19690417
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25739) - you deserved it (1860)

On 05/27/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by hitnmiss66 (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

TODAY, I HAD FINALLY GOTTEN MAH DOGS TO QUIET DOWN AN MAH BABBY TO FALL ASLEEP. NOT THIRTY SECONDS LATER, MAH NEIGHBOR'S CAR ALARM WENT OFF. THEY AREN'T HOME FOR THE WEEKEND, AN THE DAMN ALARM HAS NOW BEEN BLARING FOR THREE HOURS. FML

#19686709
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22893) - you deserved it (1593)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by shadow1248 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I Ran Out Of The House After Mah Dog , Tripped And Knocked Myself Out On The Railing By The Front Step. I Woke Up To Mah Little Brother Lifting Up The Back Of Mah Dress Fir The Neighborhood To See. FML

#19682386
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21044) - you deserved it (2242)

On 05/26/2012 at 7:06am - kids - by Never Work With Animals or Children (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I Was Dischargd From The Hospital After Having Scrotal Surgery . When I Got Home , The Anesthetic Had Worn Off , But I Felt Okay . Then My Dog Jumpd Up At Me , Paws Slamming Straight Into My Nuts . FML

#19667895
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24670) - you deserved it (2172)

On 05/23/2012 at 2:47pm - health - by shanxi (man) - United States

Today, I cummd home to find a note on mah door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

#19640596
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28140) - you deserved it (2249)

On 05/18/2012 at 3:22am - animals - by nick - United States



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