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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 406
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lumen94 : I straight up love basketball! I am half Mexican and I live in Sin City Nevada. I love helping others with their problems it's one of my favorite pastimes.

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML


I agree, your life sucks (54414) - you deserved it (11908)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

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