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Lukin

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 478
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Fucked!<b>swaglesshipster</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 1:11am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:51am

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Lukin's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20918) - you deserved it (38257)

On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

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201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74698) - you deserved it (5546)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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