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Lukin
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML

#20460283
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20636) - you deserved it (37880)

On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74491) - you deserved it (5537)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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