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LukieCookiex
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 569
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About LukieCookiex : My names Lucifer
I'm bi-sexual
I'm Transgendered F2M


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Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26636) - you deserved it (3665)

On 02/25/2011 at 8:25am - misc - by WhatsThatSmell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21731) - you deserved it (7444)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:18am - misc - by Arlbethere (woman) - United Kingdom (Northumberland)



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