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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 799
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LukeE45 : I'm 6'6" and love playing basketball. Junior, class of '15. Varsity Basketball at RCHS. Really outgoing guy, love to have fun and try new things. I like rock climbing mountain biking, hiking, going to the pool, and playing basketball! I spend a lot of time with my friends, play xbox here and there and spend whatever time is left on school and family! I listen to music a lot as well, pretty much everything besides party music, and metal.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I found out that if someone flushes a toilet the same time I'm starting the washing machine, my house will flood. FML


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On 08/19/2013 at 2:21am - misc - by Ben - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML


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