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About LukeE45 : I'm 6'6" and love playing basketball. Junior, class of '15. Varsity Basketball at RCHS. Really outgoing guy, love to have fun and try new things. I like rock climbing mountain biking, hiking, going to the pool, and playing basketball! I spend a lot of time with my friends, play xbox here and there and spend whatever time is left on school and family! I listen to music a lot as well, pretty much everything besides party music, and metal.
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML
Friday 26 September 2014