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  • Number of visits : 2868
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

#6593768
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53259) - you deserved it (2785)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

#6499900
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29310) - you deserved it (6132)

On 11/28/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

#6480893
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55432) - you deserved it (2773)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my son told me to grow a pair and ask my girlfriend of a year and a half to marry me. He is 7 years old. FML

#6344201
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11772) - you deserved it (32697)

On 11/17/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by unsuspcted (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

#6318893
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43615) - you deserved it (2046)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

#6300869
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36814) - you deserved it (2443)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:38pm - love - by asthma_attacker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

#6273710
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29806) - you deserved it (8577)

On 11/12/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38647) - you deserved it (4019)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML

#6247099
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10471) - you deserved it (72577)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

#6243414
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32141) - you deserved it (2245)

On 11/10/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

#6243414
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32141) - you deserved it (2245)

On 11/10/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML

#6238965
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40237) - you deserved it (2248)

On 11/10/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

#6230893
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28333) - you deserved it (9023)

On 11/09/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by LoserOfTheYear (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

#6192797
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36325) - you deserved it (15120)

On 11/07/2009 at 5:22am - misc - by badwife (woman) - Japan

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

#6049453
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36751) - you deserved it (2707)

On 10/29/2009 at 12:09am - love - by clueless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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