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Lovely_28

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Lovely_28

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2117
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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Lovely_28's favorite FMLs

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

#45949
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42889) - you deserved it (6038)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10464) - you deserved it (122476)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21907) - you deserved it (36312)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

#3587
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (6863)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28445) - you deserved it (2879)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27646) - you deserved it (8066)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27930) - you deserved it (6161)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my grandmother who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML

#3070
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26501) - you deserved it (1958)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23781) - you deserved it (7021)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31062) - you deserved it (9206)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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