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Lovely_28
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 February 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 747
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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Lovely_28's favorite FMLs

Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7157) - you deserved it (1745)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (20167) - you deserved it (2167)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (29804) - you deserved it (7266)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

#17720492 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (24439) - you deserved it (1901)

On 09/11/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

#17694165 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (17172) - you deserved it (1775)

On 09/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by all5fingers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (18566) - you deserved it (6716)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (18478) - you deserved it (3396)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

#17543334 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (12211) - you deserved it (20996)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (23544) - you deserved it (4696)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585 (307)

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On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540 (262)

I agree, your life sucks (12114) - you deserved it (10806)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173 (136)

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

#14938952 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (24379) - you deserved it (2750)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:08pm - misc - by loner - United States (California)

Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML

#14365542 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (20378) - you deserved it (5426)

On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

#13137769 (300)

I agree, your life sucks (5443) - you deserved it (51205)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)



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