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Love_my_soldier
  • Town/Country : Scottsboro, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 809
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Love_my_soldier : Okay so now I am 19....Still with my Soldier :). Cant wait to see him again.

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Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21194) - you deserved it (66935)

On 04/24/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by Anonymousagb (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49944) - you deserved it (3816)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:41am - work - by jcstpierre (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

#1250715
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I agree, your life sucks (16043) - you deserved it (83493)

On 04/23/2009 at 7:42am - intimacy - by waitforit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (164170) - you deserved it (32120)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a 'talk.' Now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML

#240686
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52349) - you deserved it (66652)

On 03/08/2009 at 4:47am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Illinois)



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