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LovePerfection
  • Town/Country : Minnesota, US
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 92
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31428) - you deserved it (2928)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34243) - you deserved it (1971)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I found out that my parents don't know the difference between a foreign person and a deaf person. They've been yelling at our exchange student for the past 2 days. FML

#20034373
81 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 7:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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243 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML

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On 02/21/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by erin1985 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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