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About LoveMeTURBO : IM AWESOME WOOT
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks an saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door fir about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door fir my own shadow.
Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML
Today , I was watching a movie with mah boyfriend an his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt gratefulhen I saw his father reaching fir the remote to fastforward past the scene. He puttd it into slowmotion. We watchd in silence fir about 3 minute before he managd to fix it. FML
Friday 27 March 2015