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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6232
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LoveMeTURBO : IM AWESOME WOOT

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Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks an saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door fir about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door fir my own shadow.

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I agree, your life sucks (17834) - you deserved it (59957)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
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I agree, your life sucks (52498) - you deserved it (98452)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I was watching a movie with mah boyfriend an his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt gratefulhen I saw his father reaching fir the remote to fastforward past the scene. He puttd it into slowmotion. We watchd in silence fir about 3 minute before he managd to fix it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81901) - you deserved it (5132)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by uncomfortable (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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