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LoveMeTURBO

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6361
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LoveMeTURBO : IM AWESOME WOOT

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LoveMeTURBO's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

#828379
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19684) - you deserved it (63477)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55996) - you deserved it (104006)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

#278684
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85222) - you deserved it (5412)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by uncomfortable (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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