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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2328
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About LoveItOrLeaveIt : Im me, there's nothin to special about me, I have a boyfriend that I love very much, Im Pagan, and respect the earth and all the people who live on it.

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Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (69849) - you deserved it (3359)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1239681) - you deserved it (137432)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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