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LoveItOrLeaveIt
  • Town/Country : Kitchener, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1967
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About LoveItOrLeaveIt : Im me, there's nothin to special about me, I have a boyfriend that I love very much, Im Pagan, and respect the earth and all the people who live on it.

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Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56788) - you deserved it (2466)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, there was a meeting at work. I had to give a presentation to my boss and the other attendants. My first subject was on how my 5 year old son got to my briefcase and replaced the contents of it with crayons and a stuffed teddy bear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36773) - you deserved it (3608)

On 06/29/2009 at 6:31am - work - by Andrew (man) - Canada

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (990802) - you deserved it (78866)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (527730) - you deserved it (37912)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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