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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6290
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LoveDemon : I'm a fun-loving guy . love listening to music .

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LoveDemon's favorite FMLs

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

#19128091
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20132) - you deserved it (3734)

On 02/21/2012 at 12:01am - love - by bloodshedblack - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML

#19122555
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8384) - you deserved it (28697)

On 02/20/2012 at 12:36pm - love - by WTA (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

#19119927
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4604) - you deserved it (25484)

On 02/20/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

#19117009
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24106) - you deserved it (4018)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Today, my boyfriend sang "happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembered the date of the first time he went down on me. FML

#19113419
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29020) - you deserved it (4015)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by me - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

#19113390
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26416) - you deserved it (3312)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

#19112130
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24958) - you deserved it (4319)

On 02/19/2012 at 12:40am - love - by Skullie - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

#19108975
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7938) - you deserved it (20449)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

#19106653
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12002) - you deserved it (26228)

On 02/18/2012 at 10:49am - love - by sandysmith - United States

Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

#19105886
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22589) - you deserved it (2749)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44792) - you deserved it (3831)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29537) - you deserved it (7420)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33950) - you deserved it (5330)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

#19098700
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30591) - you deserved it (4026)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States

Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML

#19074382
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22706) - you deserved it (2382)

On 02/14/2012 at 2:16pm - health - by ryuken23 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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