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LoveDemon

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10206
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LoveDemon : Life's all about making choices and decisions.
Why play safe all the time?
Get off the beaten path, Take risks, Challenge yourself at every point.

Lose Yourself.
Live.

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LoveDemon's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

#19510821
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19080) - you deserved it (26562)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26736) - you deserved it (11037)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

#19508691
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8080) - you deserved it (63794)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22039) - you deserved it (4194)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML

#19504672
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26556) - you deserved it (4595)

On 04/21/2012 at 2:15am - misc - by wmkaz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

#19497689
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22633) - you deserved it (3673)

On 04/19/2012 at 9:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

#19496982
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26806) - you deserved it (1706)

On 04/19/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML

#19495403
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21032) - you deserved it (5144)

On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

#19492319
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20599) - you deserved it (1825)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

#19490295
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27577) - you deserved it (9236)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I woke up to a text from my mother-in-law saying, "Happy birthday! I hope you have great birthday sex!" I'm now afraid to go over there for dinner tonight. FML

#19484491
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26006) - you deserved it (2842)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

#19484170
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27050) - you deserved it (3861)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37171) - you deserved it (2393)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

#19483512
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30093) - you deserved it (2317)

On 04/17/2012 at 10:54am - love - by unloved (woman) - United States

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

#19482907
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26114) - you deserved it (3614)

On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)



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