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LoveDemon

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LoveDemon

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10782
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LoveDemon : Life's all about making choices and decisions.
Why play safe all the time?
Get off the beaten path, Take risks, Challenge yourself at every point.

Lose Yourself.
Live.

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LoveDemon's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML

#19534101
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10704) - you deserved it (19928)

On 04/26/2012 at 8:04pm - misc - by AndyAnonymous (man) - United States

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

#19532627
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24462) - you deserved it (6205)

On 04/26/2012 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

#19528563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (3124)

On 04/25/2012 at 6:43pm - love - by anyoi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

#19527875
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27218) - you deserved it (8171)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

#19527572
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24438) - you deserved it (1977)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46pm - misc - by :| (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

#19520944
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30204) - you deserved it (2694)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML

#19520767
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8330) - you deserved it (63604)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

#19519043
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12064) - you deserved it (33478)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm - intimacy - by hjkashld (man) - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

#19515625
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34165) - you deserved it (3419)

On 04/23/2012 at 5:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

#19515132
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22127) - you deserved it (1858)

On 04/23/2012 at 1:50am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

#19514784
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18549) - you deserved it (3703)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29869) - you deserved it (4446)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML

#19514212
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23070) - you deserved it (1848)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by AngryLittleMan - United States

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

#19511561
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24426) - you deserved it (2664)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

#19511225
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22574) - you deserved it (2416)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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