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LoveDemon
  • Town/Country : India, India
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 5306
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LoveDemon : I'm a fun-loving guy . love listening to music .

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Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

#19527572
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21925) - you deserved it (1762)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46pm - misc - by :| (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

#19520944
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26277) - you deserved it (2362)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML

#19520767
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7258) - you deserved it (58191)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

#19519043
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8495) - you deserved it (25411)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm - intimacy - by hjkashld (man) - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

#19515625
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29814) - you deserved it (3007)

On 04/23/2012 at 5:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

#19515132
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18533) - you deserved it (1581)

On 04/23/2012 at 1:50am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

#19514784
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16900) - you deserved it (3485)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24694) - you deserved it (3903)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML

#19514212
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20117) - you deserved it (1612)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by AngryLittleMan - United States

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

#19511561
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18895) - you deserved it (1806)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

#19511225
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18069) - you deserved it (1994)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

#19510821
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14098) - you deserved it (17934)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23755) - you deserved it (10142)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

#19508691
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7004) - you deserved it (59361)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20422) - you deserved it (4030)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)



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