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LoveDemon

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LoveDemon

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9870
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LoveDemon : Life's all about making choices and decisions.
Why play safe all the time?
Get off the beaten path, Take risks, Challenge yourself at every point.

Lose Yourself.
Live.

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LoveDemon's favorite FMLs

Today, mah boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere mah cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having putted mah cat outside. big fat FML

#19564569
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30369) - you deserved it (4932)

On 05/02/2012 at 6:06pm - intimacy - by S12Sophia (woman) - France

Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with ( I don't want to break up ) an ended the conversation with ( I think I'd be better off alone. ) So I guess I'm now single. I think. fat FML

#19562496
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (2208)

On 05/02/2012 at 7:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

TODAY, TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDSHO ALL HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, MAH BROTHER MADE UP A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. HE ASKD ME TO GIVE HIM A HICKEY IN EXCHANGE 4 50 EUROS. OUR PARENTS WALKD IN ON US. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14623) - you deserved it (52363) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was getting intimate with mah girlfriend 4 the first time. When I took mah underwear off, she lookd at mah penis, snortd, and coverd her mouth. She claimd that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML

#19558140
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31651) - you deserved it (3520)

On 05/01/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by rolyat (man) - United States (New York)

Taday I was talking to mah co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age!! One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21624) - you deserved it (4496)

On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. big fat FML

#19557308
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27569) - you deserved it (3049)

On 05/01/2012 at 7:02am - intimacy - by epicsquishii (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. big fat FML

#19557308
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27569) - you deserved it (3049)

On 05/01/2012 at 7:02am - intimacy - by epicsquishii (woman) - United States (California)

Today, looool I finally built up the courage to confes mah love to the girl of mah dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

#19552935
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29880) - you deserved it (2153)

On 04/30/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by HighasaCloud (man) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, I asked the grl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up an down an said, "No thanks then." FML

#19549742
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19193) - you deserved it (13143)

On 04/29/2012 at 7:56pm - love - by -insert clever nickname here- - United States (Washington)

Today, ma mom walkad in on ma masturbating. Sa didnt look away an wa starad at aac otar fir a wila; tan sa askad ma wat looool I wantad from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36350) - you deserved it (8919)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I Spoke To Ex Again Fir The First Time After Our Breakup!! The First Words Out Of His Mouth Were, "I Love You, So I'm Going To Have To Confess Some Things In The Hopes That Honesty Will Help Us Get Back Together." It Didn't, But It Does Mean I Have To Get Testd Now!! FML

#19546039
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (2872)

On 04/29/2012 at 2:41am - health - by Anne - United States

Today , I found out tat of te tree medications I am taking for depression , one causes weigt gain , one causes severe weigt gain , an one "migt cause weigt gain." FML

#19545026
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27600) - you deserved it (2994)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boyfriand figurd out that ha can bounca small thing off of mah boobs, an has baan doing it avary tima I look away. FML

#19543963
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23852) - you deserved it (4027)

On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today... I Had Mah Headphones Onhile On The Bus. I Didn't Realize How Loud The Music Was Till The Woman Sitting Next To Me Punchd Me 4 Changing Her Favorite Song An Then "ignoring Her"hen She Askd Me To Put It Back. FML

#19540360
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22051) - you deserved it (8284)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML

#19539358
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44700) - you deserved it (3432)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)



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