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LoveDemon

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LoveDemon

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10513
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LoveDemon : Life's all about making choices and decisions.
Why play safe all the time?
Get off the beaten path, Take risks, Challenge yourself at every point.

Lose Yourself.
Live.

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LoveDemon's favorite FMLs

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33044) - you deserved it (5978)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

#482
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (2445)

On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

#482
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (2445)

On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18623) - you deserved it (42044)

On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15776) - you deserved it (65599)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54482) - you deserved it (5510)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML

#169
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40435) - you deserved it (4840)

On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71987) - you deserved it (4834)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68859) - you deserved it (6645)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43393) - you deserved it (9057)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66434) - you deserved it (18239)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -



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