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LoveDemon

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10207
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LoveDemon : Life's all about making choices and decisions.
Why play safe all the time?
Get off the beaten path, Take risks, Challenge yourself at every point.

Lose Yourself.
Live.

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LoveDemon's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

#19580511
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32063) - you deserved it (3706)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

#19579357
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10734) - you deserved it (33087)

On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

#19578544
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17475) - you deserved it (29912)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML

#19578116
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9647) - you deserved it (18027)

On 05/05/2012 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML

#19577163
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31055) - you deserved it (3964)

On 05/05/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML

#19576269
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28242) - you deserved it (2097)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44148) - you deserved it (2774)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML

#19575752
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25790) - you deserved it (4375)

On 05/05/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by CALIdime_15 - United States

Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML

#19575026
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24530) - you deserved it (1801)

On 05/04/2012 at 10:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML

#19573646
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31213) - you deserved it (3207)

On 05/04/2012 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30789) - you deserved it (1929)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution petition. FML

#19571944
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17682) - you deserved it (1730)

On 05/04/2012 at 3:19am - love - by Queen_Dread - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33992) - you deserved it (9997)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be alone in this big house." FML

#19566748
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23679) - you deserved it (3285)

On 05/03/2012 at 12:39am - love - by homealone (man) - Canada

Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML

#19564735
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30296) - you deserved it (2132)

On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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